What language do you speak?

Landon and I were eating some Cheetos and for some reason he had languages on his mind and asked how you said "Cheetos" in Spanish. Then he asked how you say it in English and I told him that it was English. We speak English. He had a good laugh for a minute and then said "Mom, we don't speak English!" A little perplexed I asked, "What do we speak then?" He replied very matter-of-factly, "Mom, we speak Human."